Things that have come out of my mouth recently...

"Get out from between my legs, I can't cook." (to little m)

"I found an ant."

"So the toilet actually burns sh!t??" (See this post.)


"If you keep eating big girl toothpaste, I'm going to make you use the baby toothpaste!" (to little d)

"I just killed an ant."

"Hello sleeping bag, how are you?" (prompted by little d)


"Little m, stop pulling hair."


"Let me see you tongue." (to little m)


"Little m, stop pulling hair."


"Is that an ant over there?"


"Little m, stop pulling hair!"