Well I went my whole dairy-intolerant-IBS life not knowing what chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream tasted like. Until.
Until my husband brought a half gallon of Blue Bell Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream into our house. Oh he says it was for Little d, but I think it was just an evil plot to destroy what sanity I have left.
I mean here's the deal. I like ice cream as much as the next person. But because of my issues I can avoid it pretty easily. I'll occasionally take a bite or maybe two of some. We have a little spot here in town called Dairy Treat and they make the incredible real old fashioned milkshakes that are to die for, and I have been known to actually die for some.
Whenever I'm preggo (no I am not right now) I really crave dairy. But other than that I can avoid this little indulgence. I mean it's just not worth the pain.
Sigh. But then two nights ago I was dishing out the kids' cookie dough ice cream and took a little and I mean teeny bite of Little m's.
Stupid *%$#$% dairy farmers and their stupid $%&*)#% dairy products. I think about this ice cream randomly through the day. Is that weird? I steal the dough out of Little m's ice cream before I give it to her. Is that weird?
I told my husband I hate him a little bit for bringing this...thing...into our marriage. Is that weird?
Okay now y'all go dish out a big bowl of whatever frozen goodness you have in your freezer right now and eat it guilt free in honor of me! Good night!
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Oh man! I'm so sorry. If you makes you feel at all any better, for some reason, after I had Gillian (my first) I just couldn't eat eggs anymore. Or anything with eggs, like french toast, and other stuff I can't think of right at this moment. Eggs, or things made with eggs give me the world's worst stomach ache, so bad I can't even stand up straight and walk. My kids and my husband eat eggs and eggy things in front of me all the time. And sometimes my husband says "You want some?" and that's just mean.
I feel your pain, I really do. lol
no, not weird, totally reasonable. I mean really, I think he intended to torture you! ;) I'll get your goodies to you as soon as I get back from SU! Convention. Try not to eat too much ice cream while I am gone! :)
Mere, I just love your titles. How can someone pass up a subjet like hating your husband a little? Too funny. It gets our attention that's for sure. Have you ever seen the blog "slightly south of sanity"? The woman is a scream. You would probably enjoy reading some of her stuff.
He is absolutely evil and definitely needs to be paid back in spades! Good luck coming up with the appropriate torture, I mean revenge!
Not weird, I would be soo mad!
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